I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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Oh Jesus.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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