Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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