she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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