No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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