they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
