I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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