Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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