I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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