worst night to have a conscience
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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