ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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