I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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