Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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