Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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