Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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The struggles of a small town man whore
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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