D3 body, D1 cock
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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