My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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