and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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