there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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