is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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