There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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