After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
