what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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