omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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