We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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