Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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