You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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