Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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