I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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