I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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