Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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