Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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