Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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