He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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