The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
