um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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