But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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