I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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