i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
My vagina is very pro this idea