I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Boobs speak an international language.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago