I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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