i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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