Where did you get a picture of my penis
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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