come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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