If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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