yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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