I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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