It's a beautiful day for a hangover
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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