I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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