I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Randomize
