we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
