hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
grandma shit on top of the toilet
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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