How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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