Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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