holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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