we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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