i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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