whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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